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 Hamburglar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Hamburglar is a fictional character that was once part of the marketing campaign of McDonald's.
Satirical newspaper The Onion featured an article about the Hammurderer, a McDonaldland character that slaughtered other characters for their sandwiches.
Today's commercials focus mainly on the Ronald McDonald character.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburglar   (272 words)

  
 The Ex Caminos' Exclusive Web Page in NYC
The Hamburglar, named after the 17th century Dutch explorer Jens von Hamburglaar, is protean, a man whose characteristics and very character seem to mutate depending on the perspective of the person describing him.
After a brief stand-off, The Hamburglar surrendered to police, who found 2 empty 40 ounce beer containers in his back seat.
And all The Hamburglar could think of to say is 'Give chicken filet.
http://www.excaminos.com/archive5.html   (909 words)

  
 Hamburglar - Uncyclopedia
Fortunately, The Hamburglar was taken in by young resturant entrepreuner Ronald "McDonald" Steinberg at age 14.
In 1985, Ronald started another fast food resturant called "McDonald's", which rose to great heights due to the use of low-cost, high-profit kanagroo meat and an increase of Fatties in the United States.
After the failure of this fast food resturant, The Hamburglar and Ronald became bitter enemies, blaming the failure on each other.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hamburglar   (383 words)

  
 DaveLand Presents A Tribute To...
Hamburglar was riding high...until one fateful day when he mistook a Chick-Fil-A for a burger joint and returned to his "boyz" with a chicken sandwich.
McDonald's patron saint of patty snatching has been an American staple ever since the inception of the McDonald's planet, with all of its crazy characters like Ronald McDonald, Birdie, The Grimace, and Mayor McCheese.
He stole hamburgers all over southern California, nobody was off limits: McDonald's, Burger King, White Castle, Wendy's, Jack in the Box, In and Out Burger, and even Hardees.
http://www.angelfire.com/de3/daveland/tribute/hamburglar.html   (490 words)

  
 Urban Dictionary: hamburglar
Hamburglar come to village and steal all our cows.
"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"
" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hamburglar   (275 words)

  
 Quad Plagued By Hamburglar
However, there is another, far more sinister explanation for the lack of decent dining hall food: we here at Grinnell College have been victims of the notorious food bandit known only as the Hamburglar.
Well, you clearly have never considered the nuances of mass-production cooking and/or the principles of supply and demand, you moron.
The Hamburglar, who originally appeared in lovable McDonald's commercials wherein he would steal delicious hamburgers, only to be thwarted by a frightening clown, a talking McNugget, or a, well, whatever the Grimace is supposed to be, has spiraled out of control.
http://www.frowl.org/stuff/hamburglar.html   (333 words)

  
 Search: Hamburglar... - FOX News
Visit Ronald's Playplace, Birdie's Treehouse, Hamburglar's Hideout, Grimace's Garage, and the Happy Meal Workshop at Ronald.com.
How can a restaurant (I use this word loosely) that sells hamburgers promote a character that steals and robs hamburgers!
Either McDonald's changed his face because he was scaring small children, or the...
http://search.foxnews.com/_1_W94TMT045GHJE9__info.foxnws/search/web/Hamburglar...   (517 words)

  
 Ronald McDonald Summarily Executes Hamburglar
San Jose, CA - "He just snapped," stated witness Chester Weinberger of Texas, referring to Ronald McDonald's Pulp Fictionesque execution of his one-time friend and staple slapstick character, the Hamburglar.
All I want to know is, would you like fries with that?
Mayor McCheese, (not) shown here, has decreed that there will be no Happy Meals served during a ten day period of mourning in which Hamburglar will be grieved.
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/printer_RonaldMcDonald-926.shtml   (615 words)

  
 McDonald's World of Fast Food Toys: Thousands of fast food toys from McDonald's in MIP & Loose.
Moveables '88 - (Regional) - (Ronald McDonald w/light wear @ $5.95), (Professor w/light wear @ $5.95), (Birdie w/light wear @ $5.95), Hamburglar (2), Birdie (1), Fry Girl (2), Captain Crook (2) - $7.95 each
TV Lunch Box '87 (Regional) - Sticker sheet only of Frys guys (1) w/some creases but stickers in nice condition - $5.95
refrigerator magnets available (average 3" x 2 1/2" in size) - (1) McDonald fry box w/"M" logo (2) Ronald McDonald holding balloons in right hand, (3) Old original McDonald's sign, (4) Old sign of original McDonald restaurant, (5) Hamburglar eating a burger, (6) Old McDonald sign w/15 cent burger.
http://www.bobbystoys.com/mcd.htm   (16457 words)

  
 The Hamburglar Files
In exile, the Duke of Doubt hatched a new criminal scheme to undermine the power of Ronald McDonald and take control of McEvil.
All material Copyright © World of Cheese Enterprises
Although the Hamburglar was slowly gaining power and wealth, Ronald was still becoming increasingly more powerful with each "billion served."
http://www.worldofcheese.org/cheese/hamburglar   (350 words)

  
 Pollster Results for April Part; The First
i will say that the hamburglar and the cookie crook are both stealing their respective foods from the same building and they're creeping around opposite ends and run into each others backs and they assail each other with their findings so i guess the hamburgers and cookies win - 1
Who would win in a fight between the Hamburglar and the Cookie Crook?...here is what you had to say...
hamburglar's favorite america online instant messaging program quote of the month: i can't wear these wet shoes...into the microwave for them...
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/j/ajf179/pollaprilone03.htm   (135 words)

  
 McDonald's MIP Toys
Design-O-Saurus '87 - Hamburglar (orange), Hamburglar)purple, Fry Guy (yellow), Ronald (red), Grimace (purple)....$3.00 each
Lego Classic '99 - Ronald, Sundae, Hamburglar, Yellow Fry Guy.....$1.50 each
Fisher Price Under 3's '02/'03 - Ronald 3 Pc Stacker (reissue), Chicken Nugget Roller, Hamburglar Yellow Car Rattle, Elmo in Chicken Suit, Elmo in Potato Sack, Birdie in Red Plane, Grimace Green Cube.....$2.50 each
http://www.cris.com/~Gabrielc/McDMIP.htm   (4063 words)

  
 Shuffle Bitch
You'll also notice that the 8th through 10th spots are within only 3/1000ths of each other.
Also, there was some more movement on the leaderboard and can be seen here.
The Hamburglar continues his good luck and even sacrificed a little when in game three he and No Look agreed to split the pot to allow a forth game before we ran out of time.
http://www.shufflebitch.com   (1298 words)

  
 Article H8
It's the noise the Hamburglar made when he stole hamburgers on McDonald's commercials.
Alas, the poor Hamburglar was fired the other day.
The other thing I wish, is that people realized that The Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald etc are not real people.
http://www.maynardville.com/article/h8.htm   (524 words)

  
 McDonald's USA - 10/22/02 Press Releases
He is running with a whole new crew of celebrity friends: McDonaldland® characters Grimace and the Hamburglar.
Seen chatting and dancing with Grimace and Hamburglar, Cedric co-stars in the ads as himself — the “everyman” known for recognizing a good deal.
“I have worked with a lot of celebrities in my time, but meeting Grimace and the Hamburglar has me in awe,” said Cedric, taken aback to be doing a project with such star power.
http://app.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/whatsnew/pressrelease/2002/10222002   (507 words)

  
 Ageless Love - The Hamburglar
It’s so unique that only two people have eaten one at a sitting.
The fictional, McDonald’s Hamburglar covers his eyes and wears a black hat.
http://www.agelesslove.com/boards/showthread.php?t=16100   (313 words)

  
 A Hamburger Today: Hamburglar Back in Custody!
The house's valued mascot, reserved for making appearances only on special occasions, had been placed in the front yard of a firefighter celebrating his 30th birthday.
Spotting the Hamburglar’s head peeking from the yard, the police came in for a closer look.
Although at the time of the report, the Hamburglar had not yet been returned to the Freemont Fire Department, hopes are high that the Hamburglar will make his way back to its jurisdiction.
http://www.ahamburgertoday.com/archives/2005/04/hamburglar_back.php   (279 words)

  
 Hamburglar Urges Senate Subcommittee To 'Robble Robble Robble' The Onion - America's Finest News Source
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
WASHINGTON, DC—Denouncing a prison system he described as "robble," hamburger advocate and convicted felon Hamburglar addressed the Senate Subcommittee on Penal Reform Monday, demanding more humane conditions for the nation's inmates.
"Robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble," an emotional Hamburglar told the 12-member committee.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32184   (150 words)

  
 McDonald's USA - 10/31/01 Press Release
The new TV spot which debuts mid November, is set as a mysterious adventure, features our heroines discovering a deal seemingly too good to be true — a McDonald’s Big N’ Tasty® Sandwich for only one dollar.
We’re delighted to team up with them, on both their advertising and the important community work to benefit kids,“ added Serena Williams.
“When we were kids going through McDonald’s Drive-Thru, picking up dinner on the way to practice, who’d have thought we’d be starring in a TV commercial with the Hamburglar!
http://app.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/whatsnew/pressrelease/2002/10312002   (769 words)

  
 WPXI.com - News - Couple Weds At McDonald's Drive-Thru
Go ahead and ask if it's "cheesy," or "Do you want fries with that wedding?" They've heard all the McDonald's jokes.
The judge ended the ceremony by saying, "Before their friends, family, the Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese, I pronounce you husband and wife."
http://www.wpxi.com/news/4856467/detail.html   (266 words)

  
 McChirac & Hamburglar
Secret meetings at France's McChirac's and Genmany's Hamburglar Kings were always taken with a grain of salt.
McChirac & Hamburglar by Indigodingo of the Republicans
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http://www.freakingnews.com/view.asp?image=49   (139 words)

  
 d i z t o p i a: The Evolution of the Hamburglar
Here we have two versions of the McDonald's Hamburglar.
On the left is an iteration from 1973, not long after the character's introduction, resplendent in all his cadaverous glory.
Can you blame me? That old Hamburglar was not to be trifled with.
http://diztopia.typepad.com/diztopia/2004/03/the_evolution_o.html   (262 words)

  
 [No title]
Opening up the bag, they discovered fifty-three cheeseburgers, a Big-Mac, and countless Chicken McNuggets and Chicken Selects.
The Hamburglar groaned as they turned him over, revealing a giant sack with a big yellow ‘M’ on it.
I was hungry man, so shoot me.” “Don’t mind if I do, you little brat!” shouted the revived Hamburglar as he stuck a gun to Spuds’ neck, “I’ll teach you to take what’s not yours!!” “Mister please don’t hurt me,” pleaded Spuds.
http://filebox.vt.edu/j/jtremont/storypart2.doc   (348 words)

  
 A Hamburger Today: Hamburglar Hadley Archives
Cut from giant potatoes right in front of your face, they're best washed down with a thick shake made with real chocolate ice cream.
If you're not from around these parts, you're probably tired of hearing your West Coast homies rave about this place, but we will stand by it.
One of my earliest memories was of a driver who had rearranged his free In-N-Out Burger sticker to read "Inner Butt Urge," much to the amusement of the Hamburglar clan.
http://www.ahamburgertoday.com/archives/hamburglar_hadley   (11273 words)

  
 Gunny Walker
Now according to the Hamburglar himself, his "favorite thing in the whole world is hamburgers.
I think that the Hamburglar took his role because he needed to hide his identity from the whole world.
Why would he change his answer so quickly back to hamburgers?
http://gunnywalker.blogspot.com   (1808 words)

  
 [No title]
Volcanic Chamber Also here: Tupac*, Chaos*, Freak, Hamburglar, adult she-dragon.
[!241!/397:0/0:2104931/45624369]a a *Combat Engaged* [!241!/397:0/0:2104931/45624369]l ad Hamburglar moves to attack adult she-dragon.
As you walk into the heat, your magma amulet glows!
http://www.mmudville.com/text/shedrago.txt   (1829 words)

  
 Rantapalooza Nation to Hamburglar: Stop Stealing My Hamburgers
Hamburglar rights organizations nationwide continue to defend their actions stating that they were present in North America long before English speaking civilization, and that manifest destiny gives us no entitlement to persecute them for continuing the traditions of what they call "a proud people ".
Nation to Hamburglar: Stop Stealing My Hamburgers
Outside of the direct vitcims of these crimes, the effects on the sale of midget trenchcoats as well as midgets themselves who choose to wear such items.
http://www.rantapalooza.com/story/2001/9/11/15294/2253   (734 words)

  
 [No title]
The Hamburglar is hiding in the worlds of McDonaldLand.
You will begin the game at the first level of the first land: Ronald McDonald's Clubhouse.
Hamburglar's Hideout Just when Mick and Mack thought they'd seen it all, the Hamburglar has a land full of volcanos, complete with hot lava that they must get through to find Ronald's Bag of Magic!
http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/manuals/mckids.txt   (2923 words)

  
 sell.com classifieds : search : for sale by hamburglar
Designated trademarks and brands are the property of their respective owners.
Explore our classifieds by category when you want to see groups of similar items for sale.
sell.com classifieds : search : for sale by hamburglar
http://www.sell.com/selling/hamburglar   (56 words)

  
 entertainment.htm
Hamburglar is always appreciative of his guests and gives them extra special games and activities to keep themselves entertained.
Mother and daughter hide in the "panic room," a secret room designed for just such a purpose, but still end up fighting for their lives.
The hamburglar shows is private life and extra special loot as you tour his domain.
http://www.ac.wwu.edu/~humphrd2/cs102/entertainment.htm   (268 words)

  
 [No title]
Chaos says "HERE WE GO" Chaos just left to the east.
Hamburglar walks into the room from the west.
Hamburglar walks into the room from the southwest.
http://www.mmudville.com/text/loth.txt   (1665 words)

  
 Who would win in a fight? - TotalVideoGames.Com Forums
however, despite being brilliant, Hamburglar always gives Ronald back his cheeseburgers, and they share.
BUT if ronald is the judge, then hamburglar is screwed
Still, I have faith that grimace would come out on top.
http://www.totalvideogames.com/forums/showthread.php?mode=hybrid&t=440   (383 words)

  
 The Hamburglar vs. Wimpy - comiXtreme
Everyone loves Hamburgers and well i'm sure Hamburgler ca bribe off a win with one or two or three or four....
Wimpy loves burgers so much he couldn't resist hamburglar's head with hat.
http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16764   (322 words)

  
 BKB Super Mod - The Guild
Very good idea Hamburglar That would be great Should have been like that at the beginning.
Which is correct, unless you're trying to raise some bizzare nationalist argument; the kind of stupidity requiring some smarts to begin with.
http://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=30858&page=1&pp=30   (3746 words)

  
 Rantapalooza Search Stories
Nation to Hamburglar: Stop Stealing My Hamburgers (News, Hamburglar)
Review: A Rush of Blood to the Head (Culture, Hamburglar)
http://www.rantapalooza.com/search?topic=hamburglar   (48 words)

  
 Scrolls of knowledge: Hamburglar's Tale
Apart from this battle, Hamburglar's rule as Guild Master was mainly a time of consolidation.
As I have intimated previously, Hamburglar is a Hero of few words, so please excuse the lack of quotations.
So though still without Immortal Patronage, we at last had a Hero who was fully in tune with our ways.
http://www.scrollsofknowledge.com/index.php?menu=35&story=85   (516 words)

  
 Lords Of Death - Return To Castle Wolfenstein
It originated after Bling and Hamburglar teamed up to become a very effective killing duo, Bling as a lieutenant and Hamburglar as a medic.
H8MyBoss was the first member to join after the clan was officially created, followed shortly by Cript_SW and then The Cheat.
Bling and Hamburglar started calling themselves "Lord Bling My Shizzo" and "Lord Hamburglar." Of course, this looked and sounded incredibly stupid so they decided to add "Death" onto the end resulting in the "Lords of Death."
http://www.rtcwlod.com/rtcw/index.php?id=history   (345 words)

  
 The Curt Jester: Does this make the Hamburglar a terrorist?
Thus seemed an appropriate Patron Saint of this blog.
The Curt Jester: Does this make the Hamburglar a terrorist?
http://www.splendoroftruth.com/curtjester/archives/004979.php   (276 words)

  
 Here are my 2003 M3 aluminum trim pics: - BMW M3 (E46 M3) Message Board & Forum
What is the little button to the left of the sport - cb03m3 2002-10-15 22:38:01
I wonder how (nt) - many ppl is going to get Topaz now!
Been waiting forever to see something - cb03m3 2002-10-15 21:40:41
http://bimmer.roadfly.com/bmw/forums/e46m3/2699713-1.html   (431 words)

  
 FOREIGN
1997 Australian Funland Playgrounds-Grimace on Swingset, Ronald on Slide, Birdie on Seasaw, Hamburglar on Round a bout--MIP $28 set
1999 Extreme Sports-Birdie on Jet Ski, Hamburglar on motocycle, Ronald on Skateboard, Grimace on rollerblades with ramp-$30 set
http://www.burgertoys.com/foreign.htm   (830 words)

  
 WOAI: San Antonio News - Female "Hamburglar" Robs McDonald's
WOAI: San Antonio News - Female "Hamburglar" Robs McDonald's
PAGS POLL: In what place, in medal count, will the USA finish at the Torino Olympic games?
http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=FA939770-30BB-446B-A8C2-545E3C02ABC3   (172 words)

  
 Mcdonald Hamburglar 1995mip
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http://gateway-games.com/feature/g2033.2521.mcdonald.hamburglar.1995mip.php   (331 words)

  
 Monstergamer - View Single Post - Happy birthday Akuma & The Hamburglar
Happy Bday to the both of you as well form the monstergamer him self
Monstergamer - View Single Post - Happy birthday Akuma and The Hamburglar
http://www.monstergamer.net/vb/36382-post4.html   (26 words)

  
 The Official San Diego Chargers Forum - View Profile: Hamburglar
Hamburglar is not a member of any public groups
The Official San Diego Chargers Forum - View Profile: Hamburglar
http://forums.chargers.com/member.php?u=52055   (62 words)

  
 The CHUD.COM Message Boards - View Profile: The Hamburglar
The Hamburglar is not a member of any public groups
CHUD.COM is no way affilliated with the film C.H.U.D. All rights reserved 1997 - infinity.
Send a message via email to The Hamburglar
http://www.chud.com/forums/member.php?u=7761   (109 words)

  
 Penciljack Forum - View Profile: HamBurglar's Helper
HamBurglar's Helper is not a member of any public groups
Send a message via email to HamBurglar's Helper
http://www.penciljack.com/forum/member.php?u=7765   (27 words)

  
 Gameplanet - About - The Team - Hamburglar
Gameplanet - About - The Team - Hamburglar
http://www.gameplanet.co.nz/serv.dyn/About/Team.hyates   (8 words)

  
 Funny Gifs! - Page 3 - The Official San Diego Chargers Forum
Last edited by Hamburglar : 06-06-2005 at 07:29 PM.
http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?p=803779#post803779   (170 words)

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