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| | Shit Sandwich - Uncyclopedia |
 | | While it is customary to serve the sandwich with vegetables, it is acceptable (according to the purists) to serve the sandwich without any vegetable accompaniments. | | | The sandwich consists of three main parts: bread, shit and bedridden hospital patients, also known as "vegetables". | | | A properly prepaired shit sandwich is truly a wonderful culinary experience. |
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http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Shit_Sandwich
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| | Hubris: Shit Sandwich Suprisingly Tasty; I Give It A B+ |
| | Shit Sandwich Suprisingly Tasty; I Give It A B+ | | | During a sidebar in the conversation, it was intimated to me that President Bush's favorite late-night snack was a "shit sandwich" with tartar sauce on the side. | | | Shit Sandwich Suprisingly Tasty; I Give It A B+ by Hugh Hewitt |
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http://hubris.typepad.com/hubris/2005/10/shit_sandwich_s.html
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| | Fancy Hathaway: The Shit Sandwich Story |
| | His father used to eat pickle relish sandwiches, ketchup sandwiches, mustard sandwiches; he basically treated condiments like a food group. | | | We smoked hash that night and drank beer, the shit sandwich a silent drinking buddy. | | | At another party he took the butter dish out of the fridge, took a shit in it and put it back in the fridge. |
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http://fancyhathaway.blogspot.com/2005/01/shit-sandwich-story.html
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| | Sandwich Is quotes & quotations |
| | "Life is like a shit sandwich the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat. | | | A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. | | | was all done in about the time it takes to make a sandwich. |
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http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/sandwich_is
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| | TBIFOC - Where a man is from |
| | Chicago's famous for slathering the shit sandwich with mustard, sweet relish, celery salt, pickles, tomatoes, and onions. | | | There's the New Englanders, who insist on toasted white bread, a light coating of mayonnaise, perhaps a slice of aged Swiss cheese or two on that sandwich. | | | Well, not all people eat a shit sandwich alike. |
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http://www.isfullofcrap.com/oldcrap/015102.html
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| | INDC Journal: Letters! INDC Gets Letters! |
| | Shit sandwich or crap sandwich is a metaphor for an unpleasant situation that one is forced to endure. | | | The normal usage is in the phrase "eating a shit sandwich". | | | The metaphor follows from the idea that eating a sandwich composed of feces would be highly unpleasant. |
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http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/002021.php
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| | Glossary |
| | The true smoked meat meal, is a smoked meat sandwich piled high on deli rye with mustard. | | | Montreal Smoked Meat: Not to be confused with pastrami, the Montreal verison is smoked brisket with special spices. | | | It should also include a pickle, cole slaw, french fries and black cherry cola to finish. |
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http://www.adrianspeyer.com/glossary.htm
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| | Can-Smashing Robot |
| | This sandwich was actually good for me, a nice change (tuna, capers, red onion, lettuce, tomato, vinaigrette), and also very tasty. | | | I was skeptical when this sandwich was placed before me. It was quite handsome, fetching even, but was a mere deli-style, meat-and-cheese, mayo-dressing-mustard-lettuce-and-tomato kind of sandwich. | | | The rest of the sandwich was bland as fuck. |
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http://faceplant.blogspot.com
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| | Life During Wartime |
| | Cheese Sandwich is like a normal featureless cube, but it takes high-quality digital photos. | | | I’ll also post various politirants and links and other cheese sandwich style worthless stereotypical blogstuff here for as long as I remember. | | | Filed under: Boring Cheese Sandwich Shit, Sweet Sweet Linky Goodness, Gadget Lust — Keith @ 11:21 pm |
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http://indiekids.org/cheesesandwich
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| | I spoke of the one gem in their lineup of sandwiches, that was now gone. | | | (Insert piece of shit sandwich here that in no way could ever compare to the perfect blend of chicken, sauces, and warm toasty bread that was once the chicken carbonara) | | | Oh how I wanted to taste that juicy, succulent, mouth watering sandwich just one last time. |
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http://jamescole.net/Diffusion/whatsinasub.htm
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| | TeeVee.org: Not a Shark Sandwich |
| | Fortunately, even a shit sandwich can offer some tasy bread: that would be Survivor and Without a Trace. | | | But these days CBS is making the sandwich, not NBC. | | | NBC pioneered the "Thursday shit sandwich," wedging offal like The Single Guy between shows like Friends and Seinfeld. |
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http://www.teevee.org/archive/preview/2005/02/24
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| | Soriano's Daily Review |
| | If there were two words to describe David Essex’s career, they would be “shit sandwich.” Not shit sandwich in the ordinary sense, where two slices of bread envelop shit. | | | In Essex’s case, two pieces of shit bread surround a nugget of brilliance. | | | Recorded in 1972, not exactly a nostalgic time for rock n’roll nor a optimistic time in history, Rock On is one of those cynical takes on America, a rock n’ roll version of films like Midnight Cowboy or Cool Hand Luke. |
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http://www.sl.net/~ttbooks/moolala/dr-essex.html
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| | Beware the Poetry - Message to a Piece of Shit |
| | and at supper, you'll eat shit with potatoes | | | at lunch, you're biting into a toasted shit sandwich | | | You are not special; you are a piece of shit. |
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http://www.mouthmag.com/poetic_justice.htm
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| | Korrektiv: Sandwich Problem |
| | And the other half it's either baloney on Wonderbread or fried eel on rye, instead of the peanut butter and honey on toast that we wanted." | | | "Why does life have to be a shit sandwich half the time? |
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http://korrektiv.blogspot.com/2005/09/sandwich-problem.html
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| | quotes database |
| | The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. | | | Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite. |
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http://www.jokes2go.com/quotes/134.html
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| | Shit Sandwich Records v2.0 |
| | Tough black t-shirts with the Shit Sandwich logo handsomely rendered in silver ink, available in all your favorite sizes, s, m, l, xl, and xxl, as well as the popular "girlie style." $12 PPD. | | | Available now for your enjoyment: Shit Sandwich Records buttons. | | | First 100 LPs on green vinyl available ONLY through Shit Sandwich mail order. |
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http://www.shitsandwichrecords.com/home.htm
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| | Spinal Tap A to Zed : Shark Sandwich |
| | Spinal Tap A to Zed : Shark Sandwich | | | Shark Sandwich (Polymer, 1980): With this comeback album, its first with Polymer and the first release following the death of Peter "James" Bond, Tap began to explore its heavy metal calling. |
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http://spinaltapfan.com/atozed/TAP00471.HTM
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| | Tim Blair: CAN IT, SANDWICH BOY |
| | "Sanger", by the way, is Australian slang for "sandwich". | | | "You New Yorkers think a hero's some kinda freakin' sandwich!" | | | A "david sanger" might from this point be known as a "shit sandwich". |
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http://timblair.spleenville.com/archives/004509.php
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| | Workers Online : Editorial : 2003 - Issue 178 : Shit Sandwich |
| | For working Australians and their families, Budget 2003 is a shit sandwich - not enough bread and lots of crap in between. | | | In the real world, his $4 tax cut, wouldn't buy you a sandwich and milk shake - and even the Daily Tory-graph cut him to pieces for his 'piddling' offer to Australian workers. | | | We can only extend Amanda Vanstone's ham-fisted food analogy. |
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http://workers.labor.net.au/178/editorial_editorial.html
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| | Learn Ignorance :: 11 March 03 - Picking Up Chicks During Class |
| | Tacos and/or a sandwich, you & me after class. | | | But you gotta admit the saying ‘shit sandwich’ is pretty funny.” | | | just goes to show you that sometimes the shit sandwich works, sometimes all they want is some hot sex. |
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http://www.learnignorance.com/index.php?id=275
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| | The Poor Man Institute » With this ring, I thee thread |
| | Is there a difference between a shit sandwich and a turd sandwich? | | | Look: Bush is hot shit, and one way or another he’s going to walk away from this. | | | Congratulations, or best wishes, or whatever the hell it is. I’ve been married just over a year, and it’s the best decision I’ve made since sneaking quietly out of graduate school. |
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http://www.thepoorman.net/2005/10/04/with-this-ring-i-thee-thread
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| | News Thoughts » The shit sandwich between Syria and Iran. |
| | I will now venture out of that melancholic writer’s block to opine once more on the shit sandwich between Syria and Iran. | | | News Thoughts » The shit sandwich between Syria and Iran. | | | As the insurgency heated up in the summer of 2003, we were promised some more things: we were promised that when a bomb blew up a convy and killed a 20-year-old soldier or some Iraqi children, the blood wouldn’t not go down in history. |
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http://newsthoughts.net/index.php?p=568
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| | The American Office :: PubTalk |
| | I actually was prepared to give it a chance but I found that I was constantly making comparisons. | | | Agree with that, I was watching it and thinking "this would be pretty good if it was an original idea" | | | Brent is a laid back character who you could imagine thinks he is hot shit but is really a loser. |
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http://pubtalk.forumsplace.com/archive/o_t__t_1039__start_15__index.html
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| | HTML document for the World Wide Web |
| | "Life, gentlemen, is a shit sandwich, and everyday you WILL take a bite, and some days you WILL eat the whole thing! | | | They're grabbing off the shelves any and all videos which do not carry the official seal of Hanoi's censors in what only can be described as a typical response of Asia to the West, wherein we're somehow responsible for all the whores and bars in Asia. | | | I spent 15 years locked into the darkest sort of disillusionment imaginable, and during that entire time I awoke each and every morning filled with a heavy sense of dread and despair - an "O Shit, another day" attitude. |
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http://grunt.space.swri.edu/visit/px/mcgoo1_3.htm
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| | The Smoking Gun: Archive |
| | According to the below sheriff's report, Paduano, um, illegally seasoned the fish sandwich of Troy Saraf, a fellow inmate. | | | Poor Saraf, who's serving time for petty larceny, apparently consumed part of the spiked meal and was treated for exposure to the tainted additive. | | | The 31-year-old habitual thief (he's swiped DVDs, steaks, shrimp, credit cards, copper, and a gumball machine) is facing a reckless endangerment rap for some gross hijinks last month in the Niagara County jail in upstate New York. |
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fsandwich1.html
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| | Videos of fresh Shit sandwich engaging in crazy gangbangs. |
| | Beautiful and wild shit sandwich waiting for you here. | | | Videos of fresh Shit sandwich engaging in crazy gangbangs. | | | He wasn't shit sandwich that old, just forty-eight to my twenty-six. |
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http://homepages.pathfinder.gr/scatpics/shitsandwich.html
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| | Jokes and humour |
| | Superman Batman Movie Wolfgang Peterson Worlds Finest Humour funny stupid crazy jam sandwhich sandwich amazing shit cool funny pictures mpeg mpg's mpeg's mpegs mpgs old lady adult immature stoner dude free hilarious Halloween Resurrection pics Tyra Banks nude | | | Most of my funny shit comes from here. | | | Everything from Arnold Swazzeneger prank phone calls to Donald Duck. |
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http://www.angelfire.com/ego/awos/humour.html
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| | Html Gear - Guest Gear View Guestbook |
| | Cambridge, UK Which is your favoritest Shit Sandwich release?: | | | BOISE, ID Which is your favoritest Shit Sandwich release?: | | | I was looking for actual sandwiches made of shit |
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http://www.htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control.guest?u=lynyrdband&i=1&a=view
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| | So, how about that local sports team? |
| | with shit sandwiches is a giant shit sandwich and you are being forced to take a bite. | | | What is the deal with your recent facination with shit sandwiches? | | | is a giant shit sandwich and every horse is forced to take a bite. |
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http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.9.26.192917.954.html
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| | Melvins - Oct. 15th & 16th, 2002 - Grumpys Bar, Minneapolis, MN |
| | Shit Sandwich is autographed by the entire band. | | | Get a zippo, poster, shit sandwich set for $50 at AmphetamineReptile.com | | | Side A: "Shit Sandwich..." and Side B: "...And You Just Took a Bite!" You have heard this song... |
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http://www.angelfire.com/mn/TryChicken/melvins/grumpy2002.html
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| | Dangerous Logic: Have I Mentioned That Proposal Work Sucks? |
| | For the last two months, I've been getting a shit sandwich jammed down my piehole faster than I can swallow it. | | | Last year, I spent a couple of weeks writing technical verbiage for another proposal, and I got a small bite of that shit sandwich. |
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http://www.dangerouslogic.com/archive/000657.html
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| | Squirrel Heart |
| | While you’re over at the shit sandwich site you might as well pick up the new fuses LP as well. | | | I used to only like their earlier shit but this joint is my favorite by them now. | | | One of my recent scores has been the new Marked Men single on shit sandwich records. |
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http://www.deepfrybonanza.com/squirrelheart
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| | FUGGO |
| | It's the messiest piece of shit sandwich I've ever laid my grubby paws on. | | | In fact all of their food tastes like shit now that their product has stained my lovely tie. | | | I've got a red splash stain on my favorite silk yellow tie (the one from Disney with little Mickey silouettes) thanks to this sandwich. |
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http://fuggo.blogspot.com
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| | You Are Skewed |
| | Sometimes life serves you up "a warm shit sandwich" and you have to stuff it all in your mouth, munching away like you're just LOVING it because that's the only thing you can do. | | | This isn't to say that my life is one big shit sandwich, by no means, no sir. | | | Add A Warm Shit Sammich to your Blogroll! |
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http://skewme.blogspot.com/2003_03_01_skewme_archive.html
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| | Terminal Boredom |
| | I'll just type another "SHIT SANDWICH RECORDS" in place of that. | | | After releasing a great 45 on Norah's (keyboards) Shit Sandwich Records, and opening the first night of the Blackout some months back, they've mostly been playing around home with the likes of Viva L'American Death Ray Music, Operation S and others. | | | If you haven't already, make sure to send Norah at SHIT SANDWICH RECORDS your hardly-earned bux for a copy of Headache City's debut 45. |
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http://terminal-boredom.com/HCity.html
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| | large iso file |
| | life is like a shit sandwich.......the less bread you have.....the more shit you have to suffer!!!! | | | In order to open a.ISO file for further processing you need Daemon Tools, get it here |
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http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/79849
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| | Oh yeah, Cobalt...you can especially eat shit -- CBF OOC Board |
| | Eat Shit and like it...hell suck a shit sandwich on sourdough for all I care! | | | Re: Oh yeah, Cobalt...you can especially eat shit -- eatshit03, 08:56:02 09/04/03 Thu | | | Subject: Oh yeah, Cobalt...you can especially eat shit |
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http://www.voy.com/7030/118.html
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| | Teton Gravity Research Forums - My kid rocks...and is damn cute! |
| | thats fuckin lame if douchbags are PMing shit sandwich about his mutherfucking name... | | | That name works a whole lot better than 'Little Shit'. | | | Funny you say that...couple Sundays ago we were in the car and she got pissed about something my wife said...my wife replied "man she's a fiery little shit" and Hannah said "mom, did you just call me shit?" It was hilarious. |
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http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26143
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| | Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite. |
| | Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite. | | | Going out for dinner tonight with my mum, dad and their friends can't say I'm looking forward to it but thats life. | | | What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? |
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http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/ailey4c?skip=20
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| | The Tyrades |
| | Oh yeah, and did I mention that Shit Sandwich is a great name for a label? | | | So if yr already a fan of the Tyrades, you'll love it... |
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http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Bistro/5174/records/tyrades.html
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